Monday, December 23
Country Jokes
A country rube is about to get married and he asks his Pa,“Pa, how can I tell if I’m the first feller Norma Sue…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
The Tale Of The Three Holes – This guy was…
Arkansas Scholars – Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to…
Guided By Voices – There’s a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears…
New Bull – Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.First…
Walks Into a Bar… Horsing Around – A farmer walks into a bar with a…
Bird Brained – Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to…
F-A-R-M – How does a blonde spell "farm?" E-I-E-I-O!!
Comeback Nasty – If I wanted some comeback, I’d wipe it off your chin!
Farting into the Great Beyond – Your fart’s so loud, astronauts in space mistook your…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?…
More Jokes
Blonde – Blow Job – What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Maximum Occupancy – Yo’ Mama is so fat, local night…
What’s the difference between a blonde… – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and…
Blonde With License – Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test? A:…
What Men Want – More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified cigars. Public beer…
Bad Lawyer – Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?A: Senator.
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