Sunday, December 22
Country Jokes
A country rube is about to get married and he asks his Pa,“Pa, how can I tell if I’m the first feller Norma Sue…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
Cowboy Talks to the Animals – A cowboy passes by…
Shoot The Pig – A farmhand is driving ’round the farm, checking the fences. After…
Where’s Ice Cube, Eve, and Cedric? – Q: Where did the sheep get its haircut?…
The Clever Famer – Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?…
Airplane Hijinx – Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are…
Railroad Redneck – Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are…
The Farmer and the Prostitute – Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic farmer and…
Fat Woman – Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat…
Piss Paul Pete – There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one…
What’s Red (Nastiest Joke) – What’s red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion!
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Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Speed Limit – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when the…
German Currency – Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.
Man With a Speech Problem – A man walks into a grocery store and asks…
Blonde and Taxi – Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common?…
Lawyers Stinkin’ Up the Place – Why do you need only two pallbearers at a…
Blonde Alumna – What are the blonde’s first words after 4 years of college? "Would…
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