Thursday, December 26
Country Jokes
A country rube is about to get married and he asks his Pa,“Pa, how can I tell if I’m the first feller Norma Sue…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
Holy Cow – A farmer walks out on his field…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz…
Inseminating Redneck Girls – How do you get a redneck gal pregnant? Come on her…
West Virgin-ia – How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?…
He’s So Lucky, He’s A Star – What do you call a redneck with a…
Crossin’ the River – A Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye are night fishing on…
The Toothbrush Salesman – Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
Oh, Say Can You See — Oh, You Can’t – A guy sees a classified…
Walks Into a Bar… Pissing Contest – Two men walk into a bar, one wearing…
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