Tuesday, December 24
Country Jokes
A country rube is about to get married and he asks his Pa,“Pa, how can I tell if I’m the first feller Norma Sue…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
West Virginia Ghosts – A visiting professor at the University…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz…
Inseminating Redneck Girls – How do you get a redneck gal pregnant? Come on her…
West Virgin-ia – How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?…
He’s So Lucky, He’s A Star – What do you call a redneck with a…
Crossin’ the River – A Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye are night fishing on…
The Toothbrush Salesman – Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each…
Morgue Smorgasbord – There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one…
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots…
Russian Vodka Urine – A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the…
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Greek Navy – What’s the highest position in the Greek Navy? Rear Admiral!
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