Monday, December 23
Celebrity Jokes
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
Wizard of Toad – There once was a toad that…
Feather in His Cap – Barbara Walters was doing a…
Dubya ‘Do. – President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become…
Gravity-Defying Tequila – A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above…
Geek Booty Call… Form – Your form is more arousing to me than that of…
Inner Space – What has three balls and comes from outer space? E.T., the Extra-Testicle!
Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on…
Bjork – Q: What does Bjork do when she’s horny? A: She watches pjorn.
Hunting Trip – Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip. At night in their…
The Toothbrush And The Toilet Paper – One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tuna Surprise – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, I asked…
More Jokes
Fly Yi Yi – Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Railroad Track – Yo’ Mama is like a railroad track: she…
Teamsters and Light Bulbs – Q: How many teamsters does it take to screw in…
I’m Very Bullish On Milk – A farmer and a son live on a farm.…
Knock, Knock… Cows Go – Knock, knockWho’s there?Cows go.Cows go who?No, silly, cows go "moo."
Gay Guy on the Airplane – Q: What do you call a gay guy on…
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