Wednesday, February 26
Celebrity Jokes
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
Beethoven’s Chicken – Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It…
Cheap Cat – One day, a man walks into a…
Alien Booty Call… Phone – Forget "phooone hooome"–how about "phooone meeee?"
80s Booty Call… Watch – My digital watch has a calculator. How do you like…
Miss Piggy’s Addition – Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she gets…
80s Booty Call… Mr. T – I pity the fool who doesn’t get into my…
Orgy at Never Neverland – Q: How can you tell Michael Jackson’s having an orgy…
Oprah and Airport Security – Q: Did you hear why Rosie O’Donnell got arrested?A: Airport…
The Vampire – There was a vampire who sucked people’s blood for many centuries. God…
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best – An asp in the grass is a snake, but…
A Prayer Before Dying – When I die, I want to go peacefully like my…
More Jokes
The Aging Explorer – A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an…
Handy Blondy – Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is pulling…
The Dead Dog – There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… School Bus – Yo mama’s so fat that when she sees…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Harpooned – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Gay Dinosaurs – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
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