Friday, November 22
Celebrity Jokes
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
Blonde’s Alligator Shoes – A blonde was on vacation in…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
South Park – Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.
Pink, Grey, & Stuck – What’s pink, grey, and can’t fit through a doorway? George…
Elementary, My Dear Jerkface – Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through a park, when…
Mike Tyson’s Computer – Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer? It has…
Beethoven’s Chicken – Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying ”Bach, Bach, Bach…”
Cheap Cat – One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and…
Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love – What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in…
A man at a retirement home was walking … – A man at a retirement…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he…
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Tampon Shopping – A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s…
Taliban Bingo – How do you play Taliban Bingo? B-52, F-15, B-1…
Blonde’s Finals – A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she…
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