Tuesday, February 25
Celebrity Jokes
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
Mary Had A Little Lamb – Mary had a little…
Blonde vs. Ratings System – Q: What happened when the…
Elementary, My Dear Jerkface – Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through a park, when…
Mike Tyson’s Computer – Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer? It has…
Beethoven’s Chicken – Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying ”Bach, Bach, Bach…”
Cheap Cat – One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and…
Blonde Radio – A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month…
80s Booty Call… Puzzle – I’d like to solve your Rubik’s Cube. Mint!
Captain’s Brave Shirt – The first mate asks the ship captain why he always wears…
Water on the Inside – Q: If there’s H2O on the inside of a fire…
Pee On A Ferrari – One day, a guy walks out from a shop to…
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Sandpaper Sally – This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He…
Polish Frogmen – Why don’t Polish people kill frogs? Because it’s their national bird.
The Lollipop Line – An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women…
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