Sunday, November 24
Celebrity Jokes
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
Only One Yogi Bear – Q: Why didn’t they make…
Blonde’s Favorite Group – Q: What is a blonde’s favorite…
Clinton Gets Pissed Off – Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and…
Monica’s Cheeks – Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky’s cheeks so puffy?A: She’s withholding evidence.
Kurt Co-brain – Q: What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?A: The wall behind him.
John McCain’s Band – Q: What is John McCain’s favorite band?A: Limp Bizkit.
Disco’s Dead – How did disco die? In the disco inferno.
Scott Thompson: Cher’s "Believe" – The robots will probably adopt that song as their anthem,…
Little Johnny… Peanut – Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark…
Vampire Bar – Q: How do you know you’re in a vampire bar?A: There’s a…
Gross Siamese Tongue – What’s grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.…
More Jokes
Dear God – A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but…
Where do one legged people? – Where do one legged people work? IHOP!!
Eating a Mandarin – Q: What is better than eating a mandarin?A: Eating Amanda out.
Count Chock Full of Nuts – Q: Why can’t a blonde count to 70? A:…
Fart Glossary – ART FART= it’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on…
Gourmet Booty Call… Sous Chef – Mind if my sous chef watches?
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