Monday, February 24
Celebrity Jokes
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
Beethoven’s Chicken – Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It…
Cheap Cat – One day, a man walks into a…
Redneck Booty Call… Elvis – Can I come over and see your Velvet Elvis?
Clinton’s Sex Poll – When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86%…
New Version of Playboy – Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for married…
Clinton and Jesse Jackson – Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are taking a post-workout shower.…
Wrinkled Riddle – What’s wrinkled and smells like ginger? Fred Astaire’s face.
On a Deserted Island – A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bathroom – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I asked…
Deaf and Dumb Kid – What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?…
Lucky Dog – Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking…
More Jokes
Blondes and Pickles – Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: They can’t get their heads…
The Lawyer Too Big to Bury – Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
Lincoln Booty Call… Title – You know, they also used to call me "The Great…
Mad Cows – Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you…
Blonde With ESP and PMS – Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP…
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