Monday, February 24
Celebrity Jokes
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
Energizer Bunny – What happens when you put the Energizer…
Blonde Joke – Want to hear three blonde jokes? Listen…
The Michael Jackson Doll – Q: Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?A:…
Clinton Stew – Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Bill Clinton stew?A:…
80s Booty Call… Kirk Cameron – Like Kirk Cameron, I too am experiencing Growing Pains.…
Sesame Street Meets…. – One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new…
Christina Aguilera Does Drivers’ Ed – Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at…
Safe Sex – How did Bill Clinton practice safe sex? He didn’t light the cigar.
Archeological Gag – How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and…
A Lesson In Morals – One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher…
The Toothbrush And The Toilet Paper – One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and…
More Jokes
Gravity-Defying Tequila – A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above…
The Blonde and the E-Mail – A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer…
Contractor Booty Call… Unit – I guarantee you’ll be satisfied with my package unit.
Contraband Viagra – A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar…
Little Johnny’s Stork – Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother…
Polygon – Q: What’s a polygon?A: A dead parrot.
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