Wednesday, December 25
Celebrity Jokes
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
George of the Jungle – George of the Jungle lived…
Britney & Christina Get Locked Out – Britney Spears had…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
Another Dumb Blonde – A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s…
Mickey and Donald in a Foxhole – Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?A: Because…
Geek Booty Call… Star Trek – You’re the first woman I’ve been attracted to who…
80s Booty Call… Smurf – I’d like to smurf all over you with my big,…
Tattoo Idea – Q: Why is it a good idea to tattoo a $100 bill…
Obese Michigan Mammas – How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease…
Water on the Inside – Q: If there’s H2O on the inside of a fire…
Holding It In – Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?A:…
More Jokes
Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Hooligan Hijinx – A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down,…
Michigan State Fans – Q: What do you get when you have a basement full…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Orbit – Yo’ Mama is so fat, smaller fat women…
Dangerous Toys – Q: What is red and orange and knocks you over?A: Tackle me…
Mute Button On A Blonde – How do you press the mute button on a…
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