Saturday, November 23
Celebrity Jokes
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
Little Red Riding Hood – Little Red Riding Hood was…
The Bat Bet – Three vampire bats live in a…
Knock Knock…Dumb – Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dumbass. Dumbass who? You know, President Bush.
Three-Balled Alien – Q: What do you call an alien with three balls?A: ET, the…
Three words that describe Britney Spears – My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white,…
Guitar-Playing Lightbulb – Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?…
Dead Sitcoms – Cloris Leachman on Bob Saget: "You didn’t just kill sitcoms. You raped…
John Bobbitt’s Doorbell – Q: Did you hear about the John Bobbitt doorbell?A: It has…
Dr. Doctor – Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They put up…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like…
Sharper Than a Ginsu – What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart.…
More Jokes
Old Lady Shakes – An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"…
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator – Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got…
Golf Balls and G-Spots – Q: What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a…
Nuts and Bolts – Q: What did the nut say to the bolt?A: Screw me.
You know you”re having a bad day when your … – You know you”re having…
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