Tuesday, December 24
Celebrity Jokes
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
Humming Bees – Q: Why do bees hum?A: They don’t…
Blonde vs. Ratings System – Q: What happened when the…
David Beckham – What’s the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? One’s…
Only One Yogi Bear – Q: Why didn’t they make two Yogi bears?A: Because someone…
Blonde’s Favorite Group – Q: What is a blonde’s favorite rock group?A: Air Supply.
George W. Bush Repays the Favor – Three boys walk through the woods and suddenly…
Murder Mystery Porn – Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery? In the end,…
Mississippi State Whorehouse – A guy drives on the highway and sees a sign that…
Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit – What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are…
Rhoids – "How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
40′ Long and Stinky – What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? Line…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Transport Trucks – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses…
Signs It’s a Bad Day – — You wake up on pavement.– You can’t find…
Big Girl With Yeast Infection – Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with…
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