Monday, February 24
Celebrity Jokes
Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…
Beethoven’s Chicken – Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It…
Cheap Cat – One day, a man walks into a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wu-tang – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks the…
A Disney Break Up – Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time…
Blonde’s Multiple Orgasms – Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?A: Great…
Q. Whats the difference between George W. … – Q. What”s the difference between George…
Clinton Gets Pissed Off – Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and…
Monica’s Cheeks – Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky’s cheeks so puffy?A: She’s withholding evidence.
Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin’-Ha – What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
Very Robust Zacklies – "Where did you get those zacklies?" "Zacklies?" "Yeah, your breath smells…
What’s Red (Nastiest Joke) – What’s red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion!
More Jokes
Zombie Booty Call… CPR – I hope you know CPR, ’cause you’re taking my breath…
Salesman/Farmhouse v. 6.0 – A salesman”s car breaks down in the pouring rain outside a…
Medieval Booty Call… Sword – I’ll bet you have a place where I can sheathe…
Lincoln Booty Call… Beard – Let me know if my beard tickles.
Disco’s Dead – How did disco die? In the disco inferno.
Office Dictionary – Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing who’s to blame for a…
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