Celebrity Jokes

Saturday, February 8

Celebrity Jokes

Putin dies

News Politics October 1, 2024

Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s zapped in and finds himself standing with a group of people drinking coffee and up to their…

Mary Had A Little Lamb

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Mary Had A Little Lamb – Mary had a little…

Blonde vs. Ratings System

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Blonde vs. Ratings System – Q: What happened when the…

Man In Blue Crew Neck Shirt Wearing Black Framed Eyeglasses

George W. Bush Saved From Drowning

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Superhero Booty Call… Tingling

Celebrity Jokes September 22, 2024

Superhero Booty Call… Tingling – Something’s tingling, and it’s not my spider-sense.

Doing the Screw

Celebrity Jokes September 22, 2024

Doing the Screw – It’s 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy…

Geek Booty Call… Precious

Celebrity Jokes September 22, 2024

Geek Booty Call… Precious – You are more precious than dilithium crystals.

Laughing Man in Traditional Clothing Holding a Vase

90s Booty Call… Mosh Pit

Celebrity Jokes September 22, 2024

90s Booty Call… Mosh Pit – You just dove from the stage of my dreams…

Roseanne and Battleships

Celebrity Jokes September 22, 2024

Roseanne and Battleships – Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?A:…

Isn’t She Lucky?

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Isn’t She Lucky? – Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk? A: The…

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Walks Into a Bar… Horsing Around

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Twinkie Insult

Twinkie Insult – I haven’t seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Pet Store

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Pet Store – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the alarm…

Top 10 Reasons to Know You’re a Redneck

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Sheep Organ

Sheep Organ – What is the longest organ in a sheep’s body? A New Zealander’s…

Jock Booty Call… Slide

Jock Booty Call… Slide – Hey babe, you make me wanna slide into third! High…

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