Sunday, March 16
Blonde Jokes
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, this woman came out again, walked to the mailbox, opened it, and then shut…
A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and…
One-Eyed Blonde – Two blondes are walking down the road…
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Blonde Tip Toe – Q: Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?A:…
Grand Theft Auto – A blonde get’s in her car and notices her steering wheel,…
How do you drown a blonde? – How do you drown a blonde? Put a…
Blonde and Tracks – Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?A: They’ve…
Blonde and Pizza – A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asks if he…
Nose Detective – Q: What’s all over a clean nose?A: Fingerprints.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ribbed Condom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
Out of T.P. – A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter…
More Jokes
Blonde Jokes – Why are Blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can understand them.
Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies – Q: How can you tell that a blonde’s been baking…
Clinton and Jesse Jackson – Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are taking a post-workout shower.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Flesh-Eating Disease – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Dead Blonde in Closet – Q: What do you get when you find a dead…
Headache – Q: What’s the worst way to get a headache? A: When she sneezes.
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