Saturday, March 15
Blonde Jokes
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, this woman came out again, walked to the mailbox, opened it, and then shut…
A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and…
Homeward Blonde – How do you keep a blonde at…
Blonde’s Shoes – Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their shoes? A: “Toes go…
Blonde…Bucket – What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde ? Bucket seats.
Blonde Loses Sweet Job – Why did the blonde get fired from her job at…
Legless on the Beach – A man with no legs is lying on the beach,…
Thank You For Flying Peroxide Airlines – What do a peroxide blonde and a 747…
Blonde’s Favorite Nursery Rhyme – Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Humpme Dumpme.
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair – Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless…
Really Sick – There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.…
Toilet Brush – While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What…
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This joke is toast – Q: What does a slice of toast wear to bed?…
The Other Side – Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River,…
Good Can of Corn – There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and…
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