Thursday, February 27
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
Little Red Riding Hood – Little Red Riding Hood was packing her things. Her mother…
Sea Lion’s idea of Fun – Q: Why do sea lions go to Tupperware parties?…
Monkey in a Tree – Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It…
Pints – Q: What’s gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her dog closes…
Cow Pat Lip Gloss – An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot,…
Bulimic Bachelor Party – How do you know you’re at a bulimic bachelor party? When…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can’t make…
Yo Mama’s so Stank…Breath – Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to…
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Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Signs – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so busted, each tooth has a…
Geek Booty Call… Sniffer – My sniffer wants to decode your packet.
Blondes and Doorknobs – Q: What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?A: Everyone gets…
Astronaut Booty Call… Skylab – I’m gonna fall on you like Skylab.
The 69ers – What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?…
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