Monday, December 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman?…
Virgin Wool – Where do you get Virgin Wool? From an ugly sheep!
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Saint – Yo’ Mama is like a saint — a St.…
Hunters Must Keep Quiet – Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time…
Dog With No Legs – Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A:…
Monkey Balls – A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders…
Some Things You Just CAN’T – One day, a farmer walked into a bar and…
What’s Red (Nastiest Joke) – What’s red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion!
More Zombie Baby Jokes – Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Roaches – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, roaches check into…
More Jokes
Hunters – Two hunters are out on a long day in the forest, when one…
Greg Norman – Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the Australian golfer?…
Cerebral Blonde – What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
Dictaphone – A secretary goes into her boss’ office and asks, "May I use your…
The Duck and the Condom – Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in…
Snot – When you’re neckin’ with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You…
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