Thursday, January 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had…
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
White Stuff in Bird Poop – Q: Do you know what the white stuff in…
This Little Piggy – A farmer had just bought some pigs for breeding, but didn’t…
What Are Ya, Chicken? – Why’d the chicken cross the road? To show the blonde…
Towards and Away – A fisherman and his wife had twin sons named Towards and…
Bozo’s Big Beautiful Ass – There was an old man named Bozo, and all he…
Always Bring the Fingers – A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off…
Sick Rabbit Trick – A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in…
Parsley – How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and…
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DUI Enforcement – One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar…
Sob Story – When an attractive young girl returned from her honeymoon she was in…
Getting Old – There was a man who really took care of his body. One…
This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse… – A farm boy who had just finished…
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