Thursday, February 27
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the…
Dog Train – During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines…
Trap A Polar Bear – Q: How do you trap a polar bear? A: You…
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots…
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
Chicken Chat – Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A:…
Garage Of Love – How can you tell if a elephant had sex in your…
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best – An asp in the grass is a snake, but…
Glories of old age – Q: What does an old woman have that a young…
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow – Q: How does a redneck tell…
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West Virginian Women – What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?…
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