Saturday, November 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach…
Blind Skydivers – Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the crap out of…
Fish On The Wall – What did the fish say when he hit a wall?…
Eagles and Weasels – Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Four Legs – Q: What has four legs and barks?A: Siamese twins doing it doggy-style.
Blonde in Disguise – Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says,…
Three Gay Men – Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tampon String – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her crabs…
Magic Fingers – While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Hot Meal – Yo’ Mama is so poor, the last…
Jock Booty Call… Positions – Hey babe, soccer players know eleven positions! High five!
Walks Into a Bar… Free Drinks – A man walks into a a bar, drinks…
Blondes and Colds – Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?A: They…
Mechanical vs. Chemical – Q: What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?A: Mechanical…
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