Monday, December 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Why did the chicken cross the road? – To have…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elephant – Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!
The Funky Parrot – A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere…
Winnie the Pooh – Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You’d smell too if you…
Rodeo – Q: What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the…
Octopus – Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Daddy’s Toe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit…
3 Men, 3 Wishes – Three men were trekking through the desert and came across…
Man vs. Public Toilet – Q: What do men and public toilets have in common?A:…
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Deep In The Fourth Quarter – Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tanning – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
Blonde in a Snowstorm – A blonde gets lost in her car in a snowstorm.…
Little Johnny… Salesman – A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.Salesman: "Can…
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