Tuesday, November 26
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach…
Chicken in the Road – Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the…
Sleeping Squirrel – Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts…
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a…
That’s Really, Really Nasty & Practical – 3 bums were outside a bar.The first one…
The Rooster and the Donkey – Q: If your donkey bites my rooster’s feet off,…
Milk Doesn’t Do a Blonde Good – Q: Did you hear about the blonde who…
A lady walks into her doctors office … – A lady walks into her doctors…
Walks Into a Bar… Name That Drink – A guy walks into a bar and…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he…
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The Butcher’s Wife – Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?A: Meet Patty.
God-given Legs – Why did God give women legs? So they don’t leave a trail…
You’ll Be So Fat…Cookbook – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll get turned on…
Geek Booty Call… Microsoft – Trust me, I’m neither "micro," nor "soft."
Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to…
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