Wednesday, March 5
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag…
Bubble Blowing Duckies – Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and…
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac – Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?A: He stayed…
George of the Jungle – George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle…
Mixed Breed – Q: What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with…
Blonde Joke 2 – A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane…
Bovine Hijinx – What do cows do for fun? They go to MOO-vies!
Take ‘Em Off, Boys – A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road…
Things Just Fallin’ Off – This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button…
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire…
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Redneck Marriage – How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco…
Air Mattress – Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each…
Inconvenient Flowers – A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see…
Lawyer in a Tree – Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a…
Rookie Pitcher – A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked…
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