Wednesday, March 5
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Skunked – A fellow always wanted to own a pet…
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog – A guy walks into a bar with his dog on…
Shepherd To Shepherd – What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s…
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda…
Egg-Laying – Egg-Laying Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"
The Doctor’s Little Voice – There was a doctor that had been having sex with…
Old Lady Shakes – An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"…
Gynecologist Bad! – A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time and is…
Geriatric Medicine – An old woman goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives her…
More Jokes
Irish on Vacation – Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A:…
Switcheroo – A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him and says,…
Why Man Before Woman – Q: Why did God create man before woman?A: He needed…
Troublesome Train – A man and his wife check into a cheap hotel. The husband…
Jock Booty Call… Bump – Hey babe, are you interested in a little bump and…
Bill Clinton’s Favorite Card Game – Q: What is Bill Clinton’s favorite card game?A: Poker.
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