Tuesday, November 26
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had…
Monkey in a Tree – Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It…
Pints – Q: What’s gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her dog closes…
Cow Pat Lip Gloss – An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot,…
The Three Ugly Ducklings – One day in a small redneck town in the middle…
Quck Game of 20 Questions – Two guys are in a bar. "Hey, I’ve got…
Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Axis of Evil – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her…
Gross, Grosser, Grossest II – What’s grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box.…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Haircut – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a…
Wake up, Stand up – A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds.…
Toby Keith: From the Roast – From the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: Larry’s…
Mathematical Cows – Q: How do cows do mathematics?A: They use a cow-culator.
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