Wednesday, March 5
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had…
What is red and green? – What is red and green and goes 100 miles…
Brutus’ Last Stand – A little old man stumbles into a biker bar and asks,…
Blonde’s Alligator Shoes – A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She…
Hot Doggin’ – Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and…
What’s Purple…Tree – Q. What’s purple and leaps from tree to tree? A. Squirrel! Q.…
Fly Without Wings – Q: What is a fly without wings?A: A walk.
Grandma’s Birthday – What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday? Mikey,…
Gross Siamese Tongue – What’s grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.…
OSU – An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a…
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The Three Little Pigs – Once upon a time, Three Little Pigs walk into a…
Garden Hose – Q: What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon…
Booger Pick-up Line – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Three Girls Meet the Fairy – A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing…
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