Tuesday, November 26
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Bees Pees – Q: Where does a bee pee? A:…
Kitty Treat – What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer’s day?…
Frog’s Dream Girl – A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if…
Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo – George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on…
Randy Rooster – A farmer buys a rooster to service his 200 hens. When he…
Catching a Polar Bear – Q: How do you catch a polar bear?A: You make…
Two-Legged Bleeder – Q: What has two legs and bleeds?A: Half a cat.
Sick Rabbit Trick – A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in…
Walks Into a Bar… The Ballerina – A good looking woman walks into a bar…
Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…
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Porcupine vs. Bus – Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and a bus?A: A…
Rooster and Owl – Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and…
Paper Street – One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a…
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