Tuesday, March 4
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman?…
Inky Pig – Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it…
Scott LaRose: Angry T. Rexes – The T. Rexes were all angry. You know why?…
Turn On Your Energizer Bunny – What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS…
Chicken on the Football Field – Why did the chicken run onto the football field?…
Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip – Bill and Bob go on a…
BB Boys – A mother is making a cake for her three sons when she…
Bed Football – An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cook Out – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke…
Brainfart – How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears…
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Pharmacist Booty Call… Machinery – You shouldn’t be operating heavy machinery while on your meds–except…
Marry a Teacher – Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their…
Lawyer in a Tree – Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a…
Ceramic Guys – What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common? Lay them right…
Hipster Booty Call… Recognition – You mean you don’t already know me?
Forget Me Not – I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make…
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