Tuesday, March 4
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman?…
Frog on the Lady’s Head – A lady with a frog stuck to her head…
Bunnies and Carrots – Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots??? A: Bunny farts!
What drug was the duck on… – What drug was the duck on? Qwack!
Bar… Alligator – A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10…
Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The…
Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t…
Fly Yi Yi – Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles…
Wasp’s Nest – A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a…
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Air Mattress – Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each…
Washington Booty Call… Delaware – I cannot tell a lie. I’d cross the Delaware for…
How do you keep a moron busy? – How do you keep a moron busy?…
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