Saturday, November 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch?…
Jesus & the Robber – A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice…
Kangaroo Sleepovers – A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo…
Cows In Government – FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the…
Yeti Booty Call… Bigfoot – You know what they say about Bigfoot? I’m bigger.
Ice Fishing – Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long,…
Dog Balls – Q. What do you call a dog that has balls of steel…
Broiled TP – Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Brown it on one…
The Farmer and the Prostitute – Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic farmer and…
Your Pants – Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the…
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Blonde Crossing – Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From…
Working on the Fourth Husband – A woman tells her friend she is getting married…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Goodbye Kiss – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, yo’ daddy…
Rabbits in a Row – Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in…
Heaven’s Shining Waters – George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and…
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