Monday, December 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fish On The Wall – What did the fish say…
Old Man and the Punk – A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s…
Yo’ Mama vs. Walrus – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a walrus?A:…
Catching Rabbits – Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique up on…
Ships of the Desert – Why do they call camels ‘ships of the desert’? Because…
Old Mother Hubbard – Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her old…
Bar… Duckman – A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head.…
That’s Meaty – A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can’t make…
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a…
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Parachutes for two – Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on…
Tardy Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on…
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