Thursday, January 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fish On The Wall – What did the fish say…
Condom Dog – A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of…
Isn’t She Lucky? – Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk? A: The…
Fish Brains – Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement…
Here, Chicken, Chicken – Where is the world’s fastest chicken from? Ethiopia!
Lucky Frog – I took a day off from work to play golf. I was…
Cow Fun – What do cows read in the morning? The daily moos!
Troubled Man – A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while…
Doorprize – Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize…
And You’re Not Even Drunk – Q: What did the pollock say when he ran…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bends Over – Yo’ Mama is so fat that when…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… License – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she needs license…
Contractor Booty Call… Unit – I guarantee you’ll be satisfied with my package unit.
Extra Large Condoms – A woman asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.The…
Blonde’s Twinkle – How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde’s eye? Shine a…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get any human resources on you.
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