Tuesday, March 4
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
That’s Cheesy – Q: Why did the mouse go to…
Bovine Hijinx – What do cows do for fun? They go to MOO-vies!
Rabbi and Duck – A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his…
Termite Fun. Yep, Termite Fun. – What did the termite say when he walked into…
Cow Bells – Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Apple and Worm – Q: What did the apple say to the worm?A: You’re boring…
What do you call an elephant… – Q: What do you call an elephant between…
Gross Siamese Tongue – What’s grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.…
Glories of old age – Q: What does an old woman have that a young…
Microwaves – Q: What’s brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a…
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Gourmet Booty Call… Marinate – Can I marinate in your juices?
Close Enough For Government – Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the…
Meow, Baby – A man walks up to a stranger in the street. "Do you…
You’ll Be So Fat…Highway Regulation – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving the highway department…
Getting Weighed – Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like…
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