Tuesday, March 4
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the…
Dinosaur and Pig – Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with…
Knock, Knock… Interrupting Cow – Knock, Knock.Who’s there?Interrupting cow.Interrupting cow wh–MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try…
Two Of These Things Belong Together – What’s the odd one out? 1) A lobster…
Peacock – Q: What do you call a female peacock? A: A she-c**k or pea-c**t.
2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road – Two hedgehogs are in the middle…
A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks – Did you hear the one about the cannibal who…
How does herpes leave the hospital? – How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover – On the night of the prom, a boy’s girlfriend is…
More Jokes
Hands Under Skirt – Q: What do you call a prostitute with her hands under…
Engineer’s Belief – Most people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers…
Little Big Fart – There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a…
Clinton and AIDS – Most wives whose husbands fool around have to worry about their…
Capon Fear – Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Far from being a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Met Yo’ Daddy – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, Yo’…
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