Tuesday, March 4
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
No-Legged Dog – Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left…
Of Mice and Men – What do mice and men have in common? They both…
What, Exactly, Are Cats? – 1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2.…
Jesus Is Gonna Get You – A man was robbing a house in the middle…
Nasty Cashiers – A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places…
Porcupine vs. Bus – Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and a bus?A: A…
This Joke is Bananas! – Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A:…
Eating Out – A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he…
Two Toothpicks and a Straw – One night as a bartender is closing up his…
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Geek Booty Call… Fan Fiction – You’re totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone’s about to…
Gourmet Booty Call… Crudite – We can get as crudite as you want, baby!
Moms and Their Snooping – Three women are discussing their teenage daughters. The first declares:…
Blame Duke – There once was this guy who was going on a date to…
Blonde and Drive-Thru – What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru? Is that…
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