Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the…
Penguins Go to the Zoo – A man drives to a gas station and has…
Sheep Organ – What is the longest organ in a sheep’s body? A New Zealander’s…
It’s Very Difficult To Marry Princesses – Three men want to marry the king’s most…
Humming Bees – Q: Why do bees hum?A: They don’t know the words.
Elephants, Beavers and the Jungle – Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…
Leper Hockey – Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?A: There was…
Green and Yellow – What’s green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
Discontinued Jelly Bean Flavors – 1. Gangrene 2. New Car 3. Burn Victim 4. Dimetapp…
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Blonde Horse Sense – A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart.…
Q:What do you do to an elephant with three … – Q: What do you…
Blonde Ambition – Q: What is every blonde’s ambition? A: To be like Vanna White…
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