Tuesday, March 4
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag…
The Dead Dog – There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,…
Crossbred Dogs – Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but … it…
Easter Bunny – Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn’t…
So Blonde… Thesaurus – She is so blonde, she thinks a thesaurus is a dinosaur.
Zebra Definition – What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an…
Big Noses – Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big…
Driving In The Fog – Q: What’s the difference between eating p***y and driving in…
Amish Leg Warmers – There’s this Amish girl and she tells her mom that her…
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
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Pirate Booty Call… Anchor – Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon? Yar!
Perfect Tee Shot – A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an…
Breakfast in Bed – Why do drunks throw up in the sewer? So homeless people…
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers – Q: Why doesn’t Tigger have any friends? A: He…
Discrimination – It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The teacher asked Susie what…
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