Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Curious George – What did the man in the big…
Osama’s Spawn – What did Osama name his last daughter? Camela – after her mother.…
Little Johnny’s Stork – Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother…
Walks Into a Bar… Jets Fan – A guy walks into a bar with his…
It’s What’s For Dinner – What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
Walks Into a Bar… Dog Day Afternoon – A guy walks into a bar and…
Full of Wool – A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.…
Dr. Dre’s Prognosis – How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm…
Jeffrey Dahmer Ends the Relationship – Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his…
Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The…
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Mathematical Cows – Q: How do cows do mathematics?A: They use a cow-culator.
The Blonde’s Roadside Emergency – A blonde’s car breaks down. A cop pulls up and…
Geek Booty Call… Resistance – Resistance is futile!
Soccer Booty Call… Attacker – Can I bring a third attacker along? Goooaaalll!
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Playing Pool – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses…
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a…
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