Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had…
Who Let The Blondes Out? – How many blondes does it take to milk a…
The Old Lady’s Three Wishes – A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to…
Pop a Cap in the Lion’s Gluts – There was this lion who had just…
Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
When a Fly Drops Five Inches – A fly flies back and forth over a…
Dachshund Attraction – This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female. A friend…
Little Johnny… Peanut – Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark…
Piss Paul Pete – There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one…
Dirty Aliens – A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft…
More Jokes
Trade Talks – One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front…
Blonde Handstand – Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A…
A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer … – A good lawyer knows…
Pitching a Tent – Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke…
The Fishing Spot – One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. They were catching a…
Brown Military – Q: What’s brown and in the military?A: Gomer’s pile.
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