Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
Blossom and Porky – An old lady notices a little girl frolicking in the park…
New Family for the Parrot – A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company…
Walks Into a Bar… Different Horses – A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated.…
Fish Eye – Q: What do you call a fish without an eye? A: A…
Gum Crossing – Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck…
I’m Very Bullish On Milk – A farmer and a son live on a farm.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… National Weather Agency – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the…
Farting His Guts Out – After nine years of marriage, a butcher’s wife is tired…
Dear Diarrhea – Didja hear that diarrhea’s hereditary? Yeah, it runs in the jeans!
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