Tuesday, March 4
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman?…
Cow Abortion – Q: What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?A: De-calf-i-nated.
Cat Hating Husband – A man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get…
Racoon Joke – Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit…
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? – Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Because the…
Fish and Dicks – Q. What’s the similarity between penises and fish? A. You throw…
Old Man and the Punk – A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s…
Sharper Than a Ginsu – What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart.…
Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran…
Avon Calling – An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding…
More Jokes
Gross, Grosser, Grossest – What’s grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.…
Dirty Swiss – Q: Whats brown and has holes? A: Swiss shit.
Forget Me Not – I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make…
What is red and green? – What is red and green and goes 100 miles…
Don’t Do Unto Others – An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a…
The Seven Dwarfs – The Seven Dwarfs were sitting in a tub feeling happy. So…
© 2025 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.