Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag…
Bovine Hijinx – What do cows do for fun? They go to MOO-vies!
Rabbi and Duck – A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his…
Termite Fun. Yep, Termite Fun. – What did the termite say when he walked into…
Cow Bells – Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Apple and Worm – Q: What did the apple say to the worm?A: You’re boring…
What do you call an elephant… – Q: What do you call an elephant between…
Leper Poker Game – Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?A: One guy…
Rump Roastin’ – Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?…
Barbie’s Hygiene – Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?A: A Tic-Tac.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Heaven – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke the…
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