Tuesday, March 4
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Why did the chicken cross the road? – To have…
Bird Brained – Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to…
Bullwinkle – Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada? A: Moose and…
Donkey-Onion Hybrid – Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an…
Blonde Horse Sense – A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart.…
Blonde NASA Engineer – NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a…
The Day Owl and The Night Cat – In the year 3000, animals rule the…
Doorprize – Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize…
Foot-Long Carrot – Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-…
Parsley and Pubic Hair – Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?A:…
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Boudreaux and Pedro – One day ole Boudreax was going out in his boat. Ole…
The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle – After World War II, an American soldier…
Backstreet Appearance – Why did the Backstreet Boys show up to the party? ‘Cause they…
Californiacation – A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all drinking in a bar.…
Final Exam Failure – Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn’t have a clue what…
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