Tuesday, March 4
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fish On The Wall – What did the fish say…
Blonde and Cool Elephants – Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a…
Frenchman and Farm Animals – What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under…
Two Blondes and a Lake – Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.One…
Cross the Road… Chicken Keeps Going – Why did the chicken cross the road? To…
Wok and Roll – Q: What’s a wok?A: Something you throw at a wabbit.
Holy Moley – How Does a dummy kill a mole? He buries it.
Snot – When you’re neckin’ with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You…
Deaf and Dumb Kid – What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?…
Dirty Meal – A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. In the middle of eating…
More Jokes
Four Men and Their Dogs – Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and…
Is Satan Real? – Two boys walk home from Sunday school after hearing a powerful…
3 Men, 3 Wishes – Three men were trekking through the desert and came across…
Female Comebacks – Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I…
Tub o’ Goo – Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Memory Fails – A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy. When she was…
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