Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the…
Pig in Summer – Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a…
Dinosaur St. – Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken’s day…
Walks Into a Bar… Frugal Gorilla – A gorilla walks into a bar and says,…
A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights… – Q: A man rides in…
Only One Yogi Bear – Q: Why didn’t they make two Yogi bears?A: Because someone…
My Dog Don’t Bite – A hound dog lays in the yard and an old…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… National Weather Agency – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the…
Ex-Lax, Don’t Do It – Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap…
Workplace Farting: Options Explored – Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or…
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Math Sucks – Q: Why is the math book always upset? A: Because it has…
Blondes in a Volkswagen – Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?A:…
Don’t Eat the Brown Ones – A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During…
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