Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman?…
Little Red Riding Hood – Little Red Riding Hood was packing her things. Her mother…
Sea Lion’s idea of Fun – Q: Why do sea lions go to Tupperware parties?…
Monkey in a Tree – Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It…
Pints – Q: What’s gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her dog closes…
Cow Pat Lip Gloss – An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot,…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday morning…
Two Toothpicks and a Straw – One night as a bartender is closing up his…
Gross, Grosser, Grossest – What’s grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.…
More Jokes
49ers’ New Hires – Q: Why did the 49ers hire two nuns and a prostitute?A:…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says,…
Final Confession – Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side.…
Viaxative – Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at…
Smallest Hotel – What is the smallest hotel in the world? A pussy – because…
Geek Booty Call… Resistance – Resistance is futile!
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