Tuesday, March 4
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when…
Blondog – Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? From chasing parked…
Jumping Rope – Two teenagers walk through a park and see two rabbits getting it…
Late AGAIN – A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take…
Hurt Bee Back – Q: How did the bee hurt his back?A: He fell off…
Kangaphant – What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together? Giant…
Politics Joke 2 – Four surgeons were sitting around discussing whom they like to operate…
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…
The Toothbrush Salesman – Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she farts,…
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O.J. and Pee Wee – What’s the difference between O.J Simpson and Pee Wee Herman?…
Blonde Headlights – Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police? A:…
Jason Kuller: Penal Enlargement – I was actually thinking about getting penal enlargement surgery –…
Equal Opportunity Gas – Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them,…
Little Johnny… Quit Bugging Me – While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a…
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