Thursday, February 27
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Ass – Hatchling, you put the "ass"…
Pig in a Bar – A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then…
Rabbit Breakout – Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field…
Taking Ducks to Market – Once there was a farmer with three sons. He gave…
The Blonde Takes on Grasshopper Biology – A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on…
What do you get when you cross a Scottish… – What do you get when…
Mrs. Andrews & Her Lost Love – Mrs. Andrews named her cat Love because it…
Walks Into a Bar… Monkey Eats Everything – A guy walks into a bar with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Fresh Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put…
Genie-wine – While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic…
More Jokes
Hands Under Skirt – Q: What do you call a prostitute with her hands under…
Zombie Booty Call… Map – Do you have a map? ‘Cause I keep getting lost…
Jock Booty Call… Holding – Hey babe, are you interested in a little offensive holding?…
5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines – 1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust…
America has finally captured Saddam … – America has finally captured Saddam Hussein! They sprayed…
Scientist Booty Call… Fun – I bet you’re metric kilotons of fun.
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