Monday, December 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Who Let The Blondes Out? – How many blondes does…
The Day Owl and The Night Cat – In the year 3000, animals rule the…
Another Chicken, Another Road – Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who…
Frog on the Lady’s Head – A lady with a frog stuck to her head…
Bunnies and Carrots – Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots??? A: Bunny farts!
What drug was the duck on… – What drug was the duck on? Qwack!
Bar… Alligator – A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10…
Little Girls – Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they’re…
Happy Birthdead To You – What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?…
Streakers and Strokers – Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when…
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A Small Journey Through Hell – A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil…
Scottish Cheapskates – A Scottish man heads for home after spending the whole night in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Starving Sumo – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes…
It’s A Family Thing – "When are you getting married to your girlfriend?" "I would…
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