Thursday, January 23
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
BB Boys – A mother is making a cake for…
Elephant Tampon – Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
Let’s Play Monkey In The Tree – Why’d the monkey fall out of the tree?…
Poker animals – Q: What animal should you never play cards with? A: A cheetah!
Technology-Enabled Amoebas – How do amoebas keep in touch? With cell phones.
Huntin’ License – A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and…
Cartoon Animal Infidelity – Q: What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on…
Fart Glossary – ART FART= it’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on…
Fat Woman – Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat…
It”s awful scary in these woods, mister! – "It”s awful scary in these woods, mister!"…
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You’ll Be So Fat…Nickname – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your new nickname will…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like…
Inseminating Redneck Girls – How do you get a redneck gal pregnant? Come on her…
A.J. Jamal: Don’t Trust Condoms – I don’t even trust condoms. I use trash bags…
Walruses and Their Tupperware – Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?A: To find…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Light – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she turns on…
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