Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman?…
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper,…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Bulldog + Shih tzu – Q. What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a…
Gorilla Noses – Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?A: Because they have big fingers.
Bee Milky – Q. What kind of bees make the best milk? A. Boo-bees!
Dirty Swiss – Q: Whats brown and has holes? A: Swiss shit.
The Army Hospital – An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one…
Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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Dutch Virgin – Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch?A: Gootentight.
Paying the Price – William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with…
Fly Yi Yi – Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the…
What P.M.S. Stands For – Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy…
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