Monday, March 3
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
NASA Chicken Canon – NASA engineers build a cannon that…
Hunting Trip – Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip. At night in their…
One of the Worst Jokes Ever Written – Q: Why does a chicken coop have…
Newspaper Clippings – Washer. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed — $100.Snow blower for…
Turtles and Picnics and a Minor Tragedy – Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide…
Let’s Talk – A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane.…
Helen Keller’s Dog – Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide? Wouldn’t you if your…
A Little Takeout Humor – What did the gay man say in the Chinese restaurant?…
Booger Wooger – What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli!
Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!
More Jokes
Pirate Booty Call… Jolly – How ’bout jollying my roger? Yar!
Washing Machine – What do women and washing machines have in common? They both leak…
Psychology Co-Ed – Q: Have you heard about the blonde psychology major working her way…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Shotgun – Yo’ Mama is like a shotgun: one cock, and…
Lincoln Booty Call… Splitter – Don’t you want to know why they call me "The…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Breast Feeding – Yo’ Mama’s so old, when she breast…
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