Monday, March 3
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Blonde… Cows – Why do blondes have one more brain…
Peckers – What can a bird do that a man can’t? Eat with his pecker!
Afghani Fowl – What’s the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.…
Redneck Dog – Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down…
Lopsided Cow – Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?A: Lean beef.
The Lyin’ King – What’s the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson? One’s an African…
Morgue Smorgasbord – There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one…
Baldy Pants – Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? So he…
Construction Workers – Two construction workers work on the 30th floor. One of them has…
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Gravity-Defying Tequila – A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above…
Blonde Bent Over – Q: What do you get when a 6-foot blonde bends over?A:…
Penguin Delivery – A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo…
The Scent of an Old Woman – A haggard old lady rides in a fancy…
Hole in the Wall – A man took a poop in a gas station and…
Afghani Fowl – What’s the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!
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