Monday, March 3
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fish On The Wall – What did the fish say…
Shih tzu + Bulldog – What do you get when you cross a bulldog and…
Water on the Inside – Q: If there’s H2O on the inside of a fire…
Chesapeake Bay and a Blonde – Q: What’s the difference between the Chesapeake Bay and…
Bullfight Buffet – A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes…
Busy Redneck – Q: What do you call a redneck with a pig under one…
Pirate Booty Call… Parrot – Is it okay if my parrot watches? Yar!
Lunch Anyone? – A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a…
Deep In The Fourth Quarter – Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one…
Out of T.P. – A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter…
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Three-Legged Dog – A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I’m lookin’ for…
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Racists and Lightbulbs – How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Sick Sea – Yo’ Mama is so old, when she…
Voices! Voices! Shut up! – A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Psychic Friends – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, the Psychic…
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