Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Three-Legged Dog – A three-legged dog walks into a bar…
Zebra Definition – What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an…
Big Noses – Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big…
Bald Fleas – What do you call 2 fleas on top of a bald head?…
Circumcisional Evidence – Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
Yo’ Mama vs. a Hippo – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a…
Skunked – A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wet Floor – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she saw…
Interesting Appearance. Not Normal – I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four…
And You’re Not Even Drunk – Q: What did the pollock say when he ran…
More Jokes
Yo mama’s So Old…Act Your Age – Yo’ mama so old, I told her to…
Twinkie Insult – I haven’t seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
Polar Bears – What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear…
The Mystery of Childbirth – A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks…
Turtle Sexuality – What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!
Irish Spring – What’s Irish and comes out in the spring? Paddy O’Furniture!
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