Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch?…
Everyone’s Doing It – Q: What’s bright eyed and bushy tailed? A: A squirrel on…
Mad Cows – Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you…
The Aging Explorer – A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an…
Snake Bite – I hope I’m not poisonous, says the first snake."Why?" asks the second…
Flock Of Seagulls – Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be…
Parrot Talk – One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Uptight… Fart – Yo’ Mama is so uptight, when she farts,…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
More Jokes
Construction Ear – A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an…
Dinosaur St. – Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken’s day…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Tonsils – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.
Classic Booty Call… Tired – Your legs must be tired from running through my mind…
Three Dicks – Three dicks are talking about what their owners are like. Two of…
That Johnny Is So Witty – One day a teacher told her students to draw…
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