Monday, March 3
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Chicken Crossfire – Why did the chicken cross the road?…
The Blonde Fox – Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got…
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar… – A man and his…
The Duck and the Condom – Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in…
Two Ribbons – A woman calls a clinic and says she hasn’t been able to…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elephant – Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!
Jane’s Addiction – Q: What’s the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer? A:…
Baby Drink – How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire…
More Jokes
Proctologists and Bartenders – Q: What’s the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?A: The…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Red Dress – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she wore…
Gray on the Inside – Q: What’s gray on the inside and clear on the…
Instant Cow Attraction! – How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You…
Bird Brained – Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to…
David’s Brother David – A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.…
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