Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Cowboy Talks to the Animals – A cowboy passes by…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
Yo mama’s So Old,..Driver’s Test – Yo’ mama so old, she took her driver’s test…
Frog With Special Diet – One night a man walked into a bar with a…
The Brass Rat – A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around.…
Cross the Road… Forgetful Chicken – Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?A:…
Rectum – Johnny’s teacher asked the class how their weekends were. "Horrible," said Johnny. "A…
Growing Old – Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could…
Piss Paul Pete – There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one…
Bank Robbers – Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe,…
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Sex Before Marriage – John: I didn’t sleep with my wife before we were married.…
You’ll Be So Fat…90210 – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving the next time you…
Loony Bin – A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his…
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