Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Walks Into a Bar… The Hamster Show – A guy…
Full of Wool – A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.…
Green and Jumpy – What is green and jumps from bed to bed? A prostitoad.
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize…
Male Bashing – Q: What can a bird do that a man can’t? A: Whistle…
One-Legged Hop – Q: Why did the bunny hop around on one leg?A: Because the…
For my next trick… – Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor? A: It…
Closest Shave Ever – A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the…
Chilling with the Eskimo – What do eskimos get from sitting on a block of…
Baby Drink – How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
More Jokes
Geek Booty Call… Comics – If I told you you had a beautiful body, would…
Handbags – The Englishman’s, Irishman’s and Scotsman’s wives go shopping one day to a big…
Christmas Blondes – What do you call three blondes at Christmas? Ho, ho, ho!
Rubik’s Cube – Q: What’s the similarity between a Rubik’s Cube and a penis?A: The…
Gynecologist Bad! – A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time and is…
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get…
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