Monday, November 25
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Walks Into a Bar… The Hamster Show – A guy…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says,…
Osama’s Spawn – What did Osama name his last daughter? Camela – after her mother.…
Little Johnny’s Stork – Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother…
Walks Into a Bar… Jets Fan – A guy walks into a bar with his…
It’s What’s For Dinner – What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
Walks Into a Bar… Dog Day Afternoon – A guy walks into a bar and…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz…
The Amazing Health Computer – One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My elbow really…
Dirty Aliens – A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft…
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Classic Booty Call… Tired – Your legs must be tired from running through my mind…
Some Things You Just CAN’T – One day, a farmer walked into a bar and…
Zombie Booty Call… Tall – I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet–and…
Mike Tyson’s Computer – Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer? It has…
Ending It All – A very old woman realizes that she’s seen and done everything…
Face Loan – Can I borrow your face for a few days?My ass is going…
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