Monday, March 3
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had…
Dogs and Cats – A boy comes home one day and runs up to his…
Well Endowed and On the Prowl – A guy went to a whore house and…
Holy Cow – A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a…
I like long walks on the beach – Two lions are walking along the beach.…
Dogs in Trouble – Three dogs were sitting in the vet’s waiting room. One of…
The "No Love" Boat – When the ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting…
Broiled TP – Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Brown it on one…
Sex Education – A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex…
Dear Diarrhea – Didja hear that diarrhea’s hereditary? Yeah, it runs in the jeans!
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