Monday, March 3
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had…
Dog Balls – Q. What do you call a dog that has balls of steel…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Donkey – Yo’ Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the…
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Leek Limerick – There was a man from Leek Who instead of a nose had…
Chicken Joke: Dirty! – What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls…
Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake – A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into…
Leper Hockey – Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?A: There was…
Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef – Q: What’s the difference between pea soup and roast…
Bulimic Bachelor Party – How do you know you’re at a bulimic bachelor party? When…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tail – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the last time…
Drunk and Arthritis – A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus…
More Signs That You’re Out of College – — Your refrigerator holds more solid foods…
Sinful Conception – How do you get a nun pregnant? F**k her.
Things Your Wife Won’t Say – — The smell of beer on your breath drives…
George W. Bush Saved From Drowning – Q: How do you keep George W. Bush…
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