Tuesday, November 26
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Bird it Through the Grapevine – Q: Have you heard…
Cow at Cranberry Cove – What do you call a cow murder mystery? A moo-done-it.
Bin Laid – How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels…
Mmmmmmmilk – A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived…
Peckers – What can a bird do that a man can’t? Eat with his pecker!
Afghani Fowl – What’s the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.…
Little Red Riding Hood Stunned by the Wolf – Little Red Riding Hood walks through…
Beaver – Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.…
The Hurt Bird and the S**t – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
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Perfect Fit – Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit…
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