Thursday, February 27
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Fish On The Wall – What did the fish say…
Cow at Cranberry Cove – What do you call a cow murder mystery? A moo-done-it.
Bin Laid – How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels…
Mmmmmmmilk – A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived…
Peckers – What can a bird do that a man can’t? Eat with his pecker!
Afghani Fowl – What’s the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Farts – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts,…
Bug’s Mind – What is the last thing to go through a bug’s mind when…
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome – The seven dwarves are in Rome and they…
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Walks Into a Bar… Menu – A guy walks into a bar and sees a…
Swallowing Viagra – Q: What happened to the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?A:…
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