Sunday, March 2
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag…
Yo’ Mama vs. A Chicken – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a…
Octopus and a Cow – Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus…
Smart Blonde – What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
Running Blind – A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed…
Return the Dog – Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to…
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg – A tourist on a farm asked the farmer…
Still Together – One man says, "I can’t believe they are still together after all…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bacon – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon…
Sex with Leprosy – What did the leper say to the blonde hooker? Keep the…
More Jokes
Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to…
Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature – Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?
A Blonde with Earrings – Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go…
Classic Booty Call… Curves – All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Condom Brands – Nike Condoms: Just do it. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Macintosh Condoms: It…
Grand Theft Auto – A blonde get’s in her car and notices her steering wheel,…
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