Saturday, March 1
Animal Jokes
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber…
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER!…
NASA Chicken Canon – NASA engineers build a cannon that…
Yo mama’s So Old,..Driver’s Test – Yo’ mama so old, she took her driver’s test…
Walks Into a Bar… Taxidermy – A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and…
Bird Brained – Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to…
Bullwinkle – Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada? A: Moose and…
Donkey-Onion Hybrid – Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an…
Blonde Horse Sense – A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart.…
Fired From Sperm Bank – Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his…
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
Fine Fly Dining – Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Splits – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she did…
Green, Four-Legged and Fishy – What’s green, has four legs and smells like fish? The…
Martooni – A lady walks into a bar and says,” Barkeep, gimme a martooni.” The…
The Army Hospital – An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one…
Cocoa Nut – A woman goes to an ice cream parlor and asks for a…
The Doctor’s Little Voice – There was a doctor that had been having sex with…
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